Old Guys Rule!
We had one person whine until he got his own class, now we’ve had another. This time though, he’s bringing a sponsor with him. Thanks to our friends at Water-Keep, we are adding a Solo Male Masters 40+ class to the 10th edition of our fine race, and there’s cash up for grabs. Put the remote down and get out of your recliners old dudes. Come join the dash for the cash. We’ve got a handful of spots left so don’t be left sitting in that chair. Register today!



























Since you’ve opened this class up, questions need to be answered.
Will you be checking our AARP cards?
Will there be an ancient aliens abduction?
Can a cane or walker be used for the marathon start?
How do you wire an ipod to my hearing aid?
Is taking Geritol with Metamusil considered a banned substance?
Will Mark Hendershot come out of retirement?
Can I nap on the course?
Will the Dirt Divas and the Boone Bettys still allow us to camp between them because we’re dirty old men?